The Beginner’s Guide to Spouse Removal
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I consider myself to be a fairly decent person with relatively high values, but I want my husband to die. I haven’t actually tried to murder him; I’ve only created situations where the odds of his early demise are a bit higher. Now that I’ve said it, you’ve likely decided that I’m a ruthless, cold-blooded person and no doubt think badly of me. But, it’s only fair that you know the entire story before passing judgment.